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Were You Lucky On The Day That

Dale Earnheart Died?

by Tim Scorpio

Were you lucky on the day that Dale Earnheart died?

Were you sitting in the stands at the Daytona 500?

Were you watching it on TV?

Listening on the radio?

Will you always remember where you were on the day that Dale Earnheart died?

Do you have an autograph from that man who drove a car?

Do you have enough souvenirs? Your proof of ownership of this dead man?

Would it be great to have a piece of of broken glass?

How much is a shattered helmet worth?

Wasn't he a great man?

Able to actually drive a car.

In a circle

Around and around

over and over

so aggressive a driver -

they called him: "The Intimidator"

teaching the children

good sportsmanship

through cheap shots.

He taught us to want to be like him.

A cheap corporate shill,

Advertising Cigarettes and auto parts,

as the smog rises and the children cough

in admiration.

Of this man

who took our money 

and gave us an object of worship.

And like most gods,

he was killed by his worshippers.

Never fear, racing fans,

you own the best Dale Earnheart Souviner of all -

YOU ALREADY OWN A PIECE OF HIS DEATH !

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HAVE FUN? HOPE IT WAS WORTH THE COST!

A "BURNING IN HELL" WEB
WHERE THE DEVIL IS
US

REPENT, THE END IS NEAR!